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victoryismine: 9 things about myself…yerp Read More Here I go: 9. I live in Salt Lake City, Utah. 8. I’M NOT MORMON. 7. I actually do like green jello. 6. I’m an Art History major. 5. Which means that I will live in a cardboard box one day. 4. but i’m sure it will be a very nice cardboard box. 3. I have work in 30 minutes. 2. I call alumni and I ask them for money. ...
O how feeble is man’s power, That if good fortune fall, Cannot add another hour, Nor a lost hour recall ; But come bad chance, And we join to it our strength, And we teach it art and length, Itself o’er us to advance
So wie die Rosen blühen, So blühe stets Dein Glück, Und siehst Du Rosen blühen, So denk an mich zurück.
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ryanshattuck: I wrote this last year for my old blog. I thought we could all use a reminder on the reason for the season. Black Friday was founded in 1348 by Cardinal Armand Jean du Plessis de Richelieu, a portly man who lived with a harem of under aged midget prostitutes (they didn’t always have…
AH FUCK THE EMPIRE IS INVADING… oh wait no… that’s the trade federation. It’s all good.